This is a photograph of Kent Osborne, head writer on Adventure Time. It was taken two years ago on Kent's birthday. I found it when I was driving away from his house at the end of the night, I was changing lanes when I saw it taped to my rearview mirror. It scared me. I thought he was actually behind me for a moment, screaming and holding Tecate. I took it off my mirror and stuck it to the inside of my windshield where truck drivers tape photos of their children. Then, when the tape lost its stick, I put the photo in my wallet where normal people keep photos of their children.